Farmers Market returns to Wirral

The first Farmer’s Market of 2009 will kick off this weekend, with award winning produces from as far afield as Kabul, North Wales.

This month’s market focuses on produce from the Helmland province including many rare strains of high-altitude, poppy seed-based bio goods.

Worried credit crunchies can pick up great bargains, including biobrown, herbal teas and full-body clothing made from 100% pure opiates.

The market starts at 08:30 in New Brighton’s newly-completed entertainment and benefit processing quarter.