9 Jan 2009
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By our architectural correspondent Wade Bridge
Documents leaked to the Wirral Groan today reveal the extent of Neptune Developments continuing re-civilization of the peninsula.
The top secret document graphically shows how the Wirral will be shared out among one stop shop services, benefits conglomerates, large supermarket chains and incorporated leisure amenities.
The Dome, currently 75 years ahead of building schedules, reached Rock Ferry an hour ago and can be seen steadily approaching Bromborough and Raby Mear.
Over 450,000 workers are currently working double 18-hour shifts, many of them elderly.
The map, stolen by a concerned employee worried that his heritage, and that of humanity as a whole, might be endangered should the company's final solution be put into plan was later destroyed by police in an uncontrolled explosion.